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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Fifth Dimension

    Song: Aquarius

    Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius

    The Misheard: This is the dawning of the Angel Aquarium

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    Artist: Jay-Z

    Song: Big Pimpin'

    Real Lyric: Spendin' the G's

    The Misheard: Spreading the cheese

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    Artist: Tyrese

    Song: Gotta Get You

    Real Lyric: I say it's comeback

    The Misheard: I say 'you scumbag'

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Bat Out Of Hell

    Real Lyric: The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling Way down in the valley tonight

    The Misheard: Goblins are screaming at the fires of Berlin while down in the shower tonight

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    Artist: Chris Cornell

    Song: Seasons

    Real Lyric: The naked floor is cold as Hell

    The Misheard: The naked florist combs his hair

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    Artist: Doobie Brothers

    Song: China Grove

    Real Lyric: They say that the father's insane And dear Missus Perkins a game

    The Misheard: They say there's a Protestant saint And damn Miss Perkins again

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    Artist: Nine Inch Nails

    Song: Every Day Is Exactly the Same

    Real Lyric: I think I used to have a purpose

    The Misheard: I think I used to have a porpoise

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    Artist: Uncle Kracker

    Song: Drift Away

    Real Lyric: Give me the beat, boys

    The Misheard: Give me the Beach Boys

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    Artist: Avril Lavigne

    Song: Complicated

    Real Lyric: ...I'm never gonna find you faking...

    The Misheard: ...I'm never gonna find your bacon...

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

    The Misheard: In babe paradise, put up a parking lot

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