The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Thank you India, thank you confidence
The Misheard: thank you India, thank you congressmen
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Real Lyric: Hey, Call the Angels!
The Misheard: Hey, call the Asians!
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Real Lyric: feel good
The Misheard: milk duds
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Real Lyric: "Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed"
The Misheard: "Caught you without warning with another boy in my band"
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Real Lyric: Can't Touch This
The Misheard: Our love is like a s**t on the ocean
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Real Lyric: i am strong, i am invincible, i am woman
The Misheard: i am strong, i am invisible, i am roman
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Real Lyric: didn't we almost have it all
The Misheard: didn't we almost have a talk
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Real Lyric: F*** me, I'm all out of enemies...
The Misheard: F*** me, I'm all out of bear mace...
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Real Lyric: Wouldn't you give your hand to a friend...
The Misheard: Wouldn't you give your hand to ape man...
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Real Lyric: i can see Paradise by the dashboard light
The Misheard: i can see a pair of dice by the dashboard light
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