The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man And bring him to the ground You can beat him you can cheat him You can treat him bad and then leave him When he's down
The Misheard: Is there any way you can hire a man and bring him to the ground wiggle him, jiggle him, til he's dead and leave him while he's down.
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Real Lyric: Too much magic bus
The Misheard: Zoomba magic bus
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Real Lyric: Listen to The Music
The Misheard: Mr. Amusing
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Real Lyric: As you're leaving please would you close the door
The Misheard: As you're leaving please put your clothes back on
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Real Lyric: You've had too much to think, now you need a wife
The Misheard: You've had too much to drink, now you need a wife
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
The Misheard: When the rain washes you, clean your nose
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Real Lyric: Jungle boogie! Get down, get down!
The Misheard: Jungle boobie! Get down, get down!
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Real Lyric: I was caught in the middle of a railroad track
The Misheard: It was cold in the middle of a rainbow tank
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen
The Misheard: Baby darling she so pretty
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Real Lyric: Love hurts
The Misheard: Lights, b***h! So rich
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