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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Sade

    Song: Smooth Operator

    Real Lyric: ...face to face, each classic case... that's the beginning of the first stanza right after the sax solo (at ca. 2:25)

    The Misheard: ...face to face, die Straße geht's... (which would be (half)german for "Von Angesicht zu Angesicht die Straße entlang laufen")

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: My Favorite Mistake

    Real Lyric: You're my favorite mistake

    The Misheard: You're my favorite lipstick

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again..

    The Misheard: I get knocked out when I eat corn muffins...

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Hold Me

    Real Lyric: They'll want you to be Jesus, They'll go down on one knee, But they'll want their money back if you're alive at thirty-three.

    The Misheard: Then once you turn to Jesus, You'll go down on one knee, But they'll want their money back if you are lyin', honey, breathe!

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    Artist: Blue Oyster Cult

    Song: Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll

    Real Lyric: Oh, let the girl, let that girl, rock and roll Cities on flame now, with rock and roll

    The Misheard: Oh, let the girl, let that girl, rock and roll Cities on flame now,so stop drop and roll

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    Artist: John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Games Without Frontiers

    Real Lyric: You are supreme - the chicks'll cream...

    The Misheard: You are supreme - YUM ,chips and cream!

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    Artist: Little Anthony and the Imperials

    Song: Shimmy Shimmy Coco Bop

    Real Lyric: Shimmy Shimmy Coco Bop

    The Misheard: Jimmy, Gimme Cocoa Puffs

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    Artist: Skatt Brothers

    Song: Life at the Outpost

    Real Lyric: Life at the Outpost

    The Misheard: I've got some apples

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    Artist: Billy Idol

    Song: Eyes Without A Face

    Real Lyric: Eyes without a face ...

    The Misheard: 'ow's about a date?

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: The Piano sounds like a carnival

    The Misheard: The piano sounds like parlamo

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