The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night;
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, You know, a rummy in the night.
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Real Lyric: I said to the man, are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?
The Misheard: I said to the man, are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of Ga'Day?
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Real Lyric: Your name in lights above it
The Misheard: Your name in lots of ovens
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Real Lyric: Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia
The Misheard: Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you're goin' for bologna
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Real Lyric: Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
The Misheard: Jealousy, turning snakes into a tree
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Real Lyric: I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people, and I offered myself to the world. I was a workshop owner. I was a workshop owner. I was a diesel fixer, diesel fixed me, fixed a diesel, what a weasel.
The Misheard: I was a work-shy boy, all in love with the people. I offered myself to the world. I was a work-shy boy. I was a work-shy boy. I went with Cecil fishin', Cecil fishin', fished with Cecil. What a weasel.
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Real Lyric: Ev'ry night I watch the lights from the house up on the hill...
The Misheard: Every night I watch the light, of the House on Haunted Hill!
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Real Lyric: I am, the nothing man...
The Misheard: I am, the muffin man...
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Real Lyric: Each morning I get up I die a little...
The Misheard: Each morning I get up I dilate...
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Real Lyric: Strangers in the night, exchanging glances...
The Misheard: Strangers and your wife, exchanging glances...
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