The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's up all night till the sun
The Misheard: She's up on Mexican star
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Real Lyric: Now bring us some figgy pudding
The Misheard: Now bring us some piggy pudding
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Real Lyric: A hundred black mules out of Mexico
The Misheard: a hundred black jews out of Mexico
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Real Lyric: Love 'em, Leave 'em
The Misheard: No more, people
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Real Lyric: I'm never goin' back Juanita,I know you never got my call
The Misheard: I'm never goin' back Juanita, I know you didn't damn my car
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Real Lyric: The girl next door, her lights are out yeah
The Misheard: The girl next door, her lies surround you
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Real Lyric: Gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
The Misheard: Goatse, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
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Real Lyric: This candy got you sprung
The Misheard: This candy got your sperm
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Real Lyric: Black and Gold
The Misheard: Like a golem
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Real Lyric: On the air America, I modelled shirts by Van Heusen (Workin' for the bad guys)
The Misheard: Only in America, I'm not in church, well thank you... son (working for a black man)
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