The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: That it's too late to apologize. It's too late...
The Misheard: That it's too late for Father John. It's too late...
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Real Lyric: As I lay me down to sleep (ooh la kah koh)
The Misheard: As I lay me down to sleep (pull my taco)
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Real Lyric: This time baby, I'll be, bulletproof
The Misheard: This time baby, I'll be, burning bush
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Real Lyric: Those days of warm rains come rushing back to me
The Misheard: Those days one ray comes crushing back to you
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Real Lyric: Telling my whole life with his words, Killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: killing my whole life with his words, Killing me softly with his saw
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Real Lyric: I've been downhearted babe
The Misheard: I've been down Harlem babe
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Real Lyric: So listen deep, stick with your madam, or she might just leave.
The Misheard: So listen, eat s**t with your madam, or she might just leave.
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Real Lyric: Next time I see you, giving you a highfive, Cuz hugs are overrated just FYI
The Misheard: Next time I see you, giving you a highfive, cuz punch your ovary just FYI
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Real Lyric: The whole universe was in a hot, dark, state...
The Misheard: The whole universe was in a God-damned state...
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Real Lyric: You don't give a damn about the loot.
The Misheard: You don't give a damn about the loo.
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