The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today.
The Misheard: Tyrany spoken here today.
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Real Lyric: "Smack My b***h Up"
The Misheard: Do right Bananas
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Real Lyric: And this bird you cannot change.
The Misheard: And this bird you cannot cage.
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Real Lyric: Step one you say we we need to talk
The Misheard: Step one you say we eat some chalk
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Real Lyric: The average unmarried female.
The Misheard: The average American female.
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Real Lyric: Only the lonely
The Misheard: Only bologna
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Real Lyric: The comedy is that it's serious
The Misheard: The comedy is on CBS
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Real Lyric: You wanna piece of me
The Misheard: You wanna piece of meat
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Real Lyric: How long since I've spent a whole night in a twin bed with a stranger, his warm arms all around me?
The Misheard: How long since I've spent a whole night in a twin bed with a stranger, with Mormons all around me?
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tough s**t!
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