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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Creed

    Song: Higher

    Real Lyric: Can you take me higher? To a place with golden streets.

    The Misheard: Can you take me higher? To a place where God has dreams.

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    Artist: Jennifer Lopez

    Song: Jenny From the Block

    Real Lyric: Put God first.

    The Misheard: Cook out first.

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Give It Away

    Real Lyric: GIVEN UP!!!!!!!!! I'M SICK OF FEELING!

    The Misheard: GIVEN UP!!!!!!!!! I'M PSYCHEDELIC!!

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    Artist: Five For Fighting

    Song: Superman

    Real Lyric: up, up, and away, away from me

    The Misheard: oprah, get away, away from me

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: They're sharing a drink they call lonliness, but it's better than drinking alone

    The Misheard: but it's better than drinking cologne

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    Artist: Rascal Flatts

    Song: Mayberry

    Real Lyric: I miss Mayberry, Sitting on the porch drinking Ice cold Cherry Coke

    The Misheard: I been sleeping, Sitting on the porch drinking Ice cold Cherry Coke

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    Artist: England Dan & John Ford Coley

    Song: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight

    Real Lyric: ..I'm not talking bout movin' in, and i dont wanna change your life but there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out...

    The Misheard: ..I'm not talking bout your linen, and i don't wanna change your wife, but there's a warm wind blowing the stars around...

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    Artist: The Clovers

    Song: Love Potion Number Nine

    Real Lyric: you know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth ...

    The Misheard: you know that gypsy with the gold tatoo

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Come Together

    Real Lyric: Come together, right now, over me.

    The Misheard: Come together, right now, for the meat.

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    Artist: Yes

    Song: Owner of a Lonely Heart

    Real Lyric: owner of a lonely heart

    The Misheard: only rotten lonely hearts

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