The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: girl put your records on
The Misheard: girl put the kettle on
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Real Lyric: I'm a blonde bimbo girl in the fantasy world
The Misheard: im a blonde emo girl in the fantasy world
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Real Lyric: I think the present owner fixed it up
The Misheard: I think the president oughta fix it up
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Real Lyric: Everything zen, everything zen
The Misheard: Ever ben ten, ever ben ten
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Real Lyric: treating people just like pawns in chess
The Misheard: treating people just like poltergeists
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Real Lyric: We brought lots and lots of gear.
The Misheard: We brought lots and lots of beer.
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Real Lyric: Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?
The Misheard: Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always sell the porn?
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Real Lyric: I've Got My Mind Set On You
The Misheard: Angels with silver wings, s**t on our suffering.
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Real Lyric: I swear I never took it for granted
The Misheard: I swear I never took it to grandma
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Real Lyric: Been here so long he's got to calling it home.
The Misheard: Got hair so long he's got to calling it home.
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