The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: More Human Than Human!
The Misheard: Paul Newman, thank you man!
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Real Lyric: Hey! You! Are you trying to be mean? You live with apes, man it's hard to be clean.
The Misheard: Hey! You! Are you trying to be me? Your lemonade's making faces at me.
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Real Lyric: Now, Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you?
The Misheard: Now one old gate/gay does not bother me Does your conscience bother you?
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Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly
The Misheard: Deck the halls with Bill's aunt Charlie
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Real Lyric: I was wakened by knocking
The Misheard: I was awakened by a monkey
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a barking lot.
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Real Lyric: The way things are goin' They're gonna crucify me.
The Misheard: The way things are goin' They got the goose to find me.
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Real Lyric: You keep me coming That is the gal that kill dem stunning
The Misheard: Beep, Beep, Bunny That is the cow that killed his honey
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Real Lyric: ...as the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard.
The Misheard: ...as the sun comes up with a ceremonial cup of art.
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Real Lyric: I want to live like animals careless and free like animals
The Misheard: I want to live like cannibals careless and free like cannibals
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