The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music white boy, Play that funky music right.
The Misheard: Play that f&%@ing music white noise, Play that f&%@ing music, all right?!
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Real Lyric: Every breath I breathe Tastes sweet for sure I've found me a reason to live and die for
The Misheard: Every breath I breathe Tastes sweet for sure I've found me a reason to live in Darfur
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Real Lyric: Does she speak eloquently?
The Misheard: Does she speak Gaelic, like me?
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song...
The Misheard: Killing me softly with insults
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Real Lyric: Send someone to love me, I need to rest in arms.
The Misheard: Cecil wants to love me, I need to rest my arms.
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Real Lyric: Simply irresistable
The Misheard: Sitting in a fish bowl
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Real Lyric: No silent prayer for the faith-departed
The Misheard: When Satan's here for his fiftieth party
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Real Lyric: Strut my stuff, and yes I flaunt it
The Misheard: Sung my stuff, and yes I farted
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Ooooooh Barbarella
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Real Lyric: The surgeon general said it's hazardous to breathe
The Misheard: Surge of nipples and its hazardous to breathe
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