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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Song 2

    Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet...

    The Misheard: I got my head checked, by a gemologist...

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    Artist: Atlanta Rhythm Section

    Song: So Into You

    Real Lyric: When you walked into the room There was voodoo in the vibes.

    The Misheard: When I walked into the room There was doo doo in the pipes..

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Why'd you put the keys upon the table?

    The Misheard: Why'd you cook the kids upon the table?

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    Artist: Alanis Morissette

    Song: Uninvited

    Real Lyric: Must be somewhat heartening To watch shepherd need shepherd Like any uncharted territory I must seem greatly intriguing

    The Misheard: Must be somewhat hard telling to watch shampooed me shepherd Like I'm trying to tear it sorry I must seem greatly intriguing

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    Artist: Mya

    Song: Case of the Ex

    Real Lyric: I'm in your life that's how its gonna be.

    The Misheard: I've been makin' love since I was only three.

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Pinball Wizard

    Real Lyric: Sure plays a mean pinball

    The Misheard: Sure pleased to name him bob

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    Artist: Diana Ross

    Song: Chain Reaction

    Real Lyric: Im on a journey for the inspiration To anywhere and there aint no salvation

    The Misheard: Im on a journey for the inspiration Tell Eddie Waring there ain't no salvation

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: Kodachrome

    Real Lyric: Mama don't take my Kodachrome away

    The Misheard: Mama don't take my coated goat away

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    Artist: Stevie Wonder

    Song: I Just Called to Say I Love You

    Real Lyric: No wedding saturday within the month of june...

    The Misheard: No wedding saturday within the month of DOOM!

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: All Apologies

    Real Lyric: All in all is all we are

    The Misheard: Oh, no, a zombie-o

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