The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Billie Jean's not my son He's just a girl who claims I'm number one But the kid's got a gun He says I'm number one, but the kid's got a gun.
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Real Lyric: Pay close attention
The Misheard: Pedro's a dancing
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Real Lyric: She's a beauty queen, My sweet bean bag in the street, Take it.
The Misheard: She's a beauty queen, My sweet baby in the straightjacket.
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Real Lyric: Free from desire, Mind and senses purified.
The Misheard: Free from desire, My mates just been crucified.
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Real Lyric: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim...
The Misheard: My head grew hairy and my sight grew dim...
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds donder jeep
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Real Lyric: Must be strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm
The Misheard: Must be strangely exciting to see a stairway square
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Real Lyric: Cupid draw back your bow And let your arrow go Straight to my lover's heart for me Cupid please hear my cry And let your arrow fly Straight to my lover's heart for me
The Misheard: Cupid draw back your bow And let your arrow go Straight THROUGH my lover's heart for me Cupid please hear my cry And let your arrow fly Straight THROUGH my lover's heart for me
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Real Lyric: Where are you from you sexy thing
The Misheard: Wear a bra you sexy thing
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Real Lyric: I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand
The Misheard: I was a woman before I was a man I was a suture before I could can-can
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