The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Silence like a cancer grows. . .
The Misheard: Silence like some pizza-rolls. . .
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Real Lyric: You're forgiven, not forgotten.
The Misheard: You're a pigeon, not a robin.
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Real Lyric: Lookin' to the sky to save me
The Misheard: Lookin' for this guy to shave me
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Real Lyric: We're all in the mood for a melody
The Misheard: We're all in the mood for a millipede
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Real Lyric: Momma's in the grave yard, Pappa's in the pen.
The Misheard: Momma's in the gravy, Pappa's in the pan.
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio,
The Misheard: Mark only plays the mamba, listen to the radio,
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Real Lyric: Eat the rich
The Misheard: Eat, then wretch
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Real Lyric: I chew my nails down and I twiddle my thumbs, A little nervous but it sure is fun, come on baby, ya drive me crazy, goodness gracious great balls of fire
The Misheard: I change my nail gun and I twiddle my thumbs, A little nervous but it sure is fun, come on baby, ya drive me crazy, goodness gracious great balls of fire
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Real Lyric: I bet you never heard ol' Marshall Dillion say...
The Misheard: I bet you never heard old barstool villain say...
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Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
The Misheard: She was looking like a bum with the finger 'round her thumb and the shape of the elf on her forehead.
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