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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer.

    The Misheard: And no mustache could have been any clearer.

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    Artist: White Zombie

    Song: Supercharger Heaven

    Real Lyric: Devilman, devilman, calling...

    The Misheard: Deaf old man, deaf old man, calling...

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    Artist: Kenny Rogers

    Song: Don't Fall in love with a dreamer

    Real Lyric: Don't fall in love with a dreamer cause he'll only break your heart...

    The Misheard: Don't fall in love with a lemur

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    Artist: Avenged Sevenfold

    Song: Trashed and Scattered

    Real Lyric: Trashed and scattered again, I'm feeling so low

    The Misheard: Trash cans scattered again, I'm feeling so low

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    Artist: Men Without Hats

    Song: Safety Dance

    Real Lyric: "We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine!"

    The Misheard: "We can dance if we want to, we can leave your pants behind. 'Cause your pants don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no pants of mine!"

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Walk This Way

    Real Lyric: Walk this Way

    The Misheard: Born to Sway

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jungle Love

    Real Lyric: Jungle love, its drivin me mad, its makin me crazy

    The Misheard: Travel log, its drivin me mad, its makin me crazy

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Levon

    Real Lyric: Levon wears his war wounds like a crown

    The Misheard: Levon wears his war boots like a clown

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    Artist: Corrs

    Song: Baa Baa Black Sheep

    Real Lyric: Go on, go on, Leave me breathless

    The Misheard: Go on, go on, Feed me breakfast

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    Artist: Grateful Dead

    Song: Unchain My Heart

    Real Lyric: The walls are built of cannonballs, their motto is 'don't tread on me'

    The Misheard: The walls are built of cantaloupes, their motto is 'don't tread on me'

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