The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The way you love me is frightening.
The Misheard: The whale on me is frightening.
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Real Lyric: Now, my advice to those who die Declare the pennies on your eyes
The Misheard: Now, my advice to those who die Declare the panties on your eyes
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Real Lyric: I don't want ambivalence no more No I don't want ambivalence no more
The Misheard: I don't want liver lips no more No I don't want liver lips no more
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Real Lyric: Bid my blood to run
The Misheard: Bit my butt to run
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Real Lyric: I'm not that innocent.
The Misheard: I'm not that elephant.
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Real Lyric: There's a kind of hush all over the world
The Misheard: There's a can of fish all over the world
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Real Lyric: Won't you take me to, Funky Town talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
The Misheard: Won't you take me to, Bucket Town Cocoa butter, Cocoa butter, Cocoa butter, Cocoa butter
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Real Lyric: only you can set me free cos I'm guilty guilty as a girl can be
The Misheard: guilty as a drunken bee
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Real Lyric: the car I'm driving (i bought it)
The Misheard: the dog I'm bathing (Alf Garnett)
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it's a God damned arms race
The Misheard: This ain't a scene, it's a God damned arse-face
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