The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Low in the grave He lay, Jesus, my Savior....up from the grave He arose!
The Misheard: Low in the gravy lay, Jesus, my Savior.. ..Up from the gravy and rolls!!
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
The Misheard: I'm luke, im in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Grampling in the river.
The Misheard: Gremlin in the river.
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, Out in the street, Willie and the poorboys were playing, Bring a nickel, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, Howdy in the street, Whales and porpoises playing, Having hiccups at your feet.
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Real Lyric: Frustrated incorporated
The Misheard: Cross Dressing incorporated
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Real Lyric: All systems go! Soon the world will know The fury of attack Feel the wrath of The super rad The super rad Super rad!
The Misheard: All systems go! Soon the world will know The fury of a cat Feel the wrath of The super rat The super rat Super rat!
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved By a jimbo jay
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Real Lyric: We three kings of orient are
The Misheard: We three kings of glory and tar
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Real Lyric: Welcome To The Machine
The Misheard: Welcome Dude Machine
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Real Lyric: Swam without looking back
The Misheard: Sweat without looking bad
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