The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't speak, I know just what you're saying. So please stop explaining, Don't tell me 'cause it hurts
The Misheard: Full speed! Don't just stop your drivin' So please stop explaining, Don't crash because it hurts!
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Real Lyric: Paperback Writer
The Misheard: Baby-back Rider
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Real Lyric: Jumping someone else's train
The Misheard: dumping someone else's tray
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I, got out of bed at all
The Misheard: Police just called I'm wondering why-y, 'cos I'm not bad at all
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Real Lyric: Let me in or else I'll beat down your door
The Misheard: Let me in or else I'll wee down your door
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Real Lyric: They have everything for young men to enjoy
The Misheard: They have everything for your mental joy
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Real Lyric: My Girls in the next room
The Misheard: My Cousin, in the next room
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Real Lyric: But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
The Misheard: But I'm a creep, I'm a winner
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Real Lyric: Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
The Misheard: Pardon me boy, is that the cat who chewed me new shoes?
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Real Lyric: Call me when you try to wake her up Call me when you try to wake her
The Misheard: (extremely slurred)Only charred bacon, uh Only charred bacon
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