The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gotta make you understand.
The Misheard: God will make you understand
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Real Lyric: cat scratch fever
The Misheard: can't scratch beaver
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Real Lyric: "I'm a negative creep!" and "Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more!"
The Misheard: "I've been havin' a drink!" and "The weather is good, ain't got a girl no more!"
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Real Lyric: It's raining men, hallejulah! It's raining men, amen!
The Misheard: Israeli men, hallejulah! Israeli men, amen!
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Real Lyric: Our Father, who art in heaven
The Misheard: Our Father, who hard hit Kevin
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Real Lyric: Let the Bible Belt come down and save my soul...
The Misheard: Let the bubble bath come and save my soul...
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Real Lyric: Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
The Misheard: Bums get away, bums get away, bums get away from me...
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Real Lyric: cause I haven't got time for the pain I haven't got room for the pain I haven't the need for the pain Not since Ive known you
The Misheard: cause I haven't got time for a date I haven't got room for a date I haven't the need for a date Not since Ive known you
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Real Lyric: 'Cause on a one-to-ten she's a certified twenty
The Misheard: "Cause on a one-to-ten she's a certified tranny
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Real Lyric: I ain't no holla back girl
The Misheard: I ain't no harley fat girl
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