The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's my life, And it's now or never, I ain't gonna live forever...
The Misheard: Kiss my wife, and it's now or never, I ain't gonna live forever..
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Real Lyric: Baddest chick, Chick inside, DJ, jam tonight.
The Misheard: Baddest chick, Chicken thighs, DJ, jam tonight.
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Real Lyric: With your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care
The Misheard: with her t*tty in the middle she'll swing like you didn't care
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Real Lyric: Hit by a car, ended up on a life support machine
The Misheard: Didn't buy a car, ended up on a life support machine
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Real Lyric: We gotta install microwave ovens
The Misheard: Caught some kids stealing microwave ovens
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Real Lyric: Why'd you leave your keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
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Real Lyric: The Sharif don't like it, Rock the casbah Rock the casbah
The Misheard: She really don't like it, Rock the catbox Rock the catbox
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Real Lyric: You shook me all night long.
The Misheard: You shouldn't steal my thongs.
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Real Lyric: I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
The Misheard: I'll rest myself wherever I sh*t
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Real Lyric: With the blood stains on the carpet...
The Misheard: With the butt stains on the carpet...
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