The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be a witness.
The Misheard: I don't wanna be a wet nurse.
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Real Lyric: Don't speak I know just what you're saying So please stop explaining Don't tell me 'cause it hurts
The Misheard: Don't speak I know just what you're saying So please stop explaining Don't tell me cousin herb
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed.
The Misheard: I'm with Cecile.
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Real Lyric: Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame...
The Misheard: Feelin' like a ham & mustard shake...
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Real Lyric: Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!
The Misheard: Hey! Midget! Leave your hicks at home!
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Real Lyric: "when I'm sixty four!"
The Misheard: "when I'm six feet four!"
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Real Lyric: "For unless they see the sky, But they cannot, that is why."
The Misheard: "For unless they shoot this guy, With a cannon that is white."
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Real Lyric: Your love is thick and it's swallowed me whole
The Misheard: Your love is thick and it's followed me home
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Real Lyric: My friends all have Porsches I must make amends.
The Misheard: My friends all have horses, they must make a mess.
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Real Lyric: Stop Collaborate and Listen
The Misheard: Stop. Pull up a Rake and Listen
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