The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Never let go till you're gone
The Misheard: Never let goats in for scones
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible touch,eh? She reaches in . . . Craps, right? Holy Lord!
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Real Lyric: I want to know how forever feels.
The Misheard: I want to know how the river feels.
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Real Lyric: I never wanna find you fakin'
The Misheard: I never wanna pie your fake ass
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Real Lyric: I take a walk outside. I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
The Misheard: I take a walk outside. I'm surrounded by Smokey The Bear.
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Real Lyric: I said "Yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little change."
The Misheard: I said "Yep, what a concept, I could use a little food myself, and we could all use a little shave."
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Real Lyric: From the back to the middle and around again / I'm gonna be there till the end
The Misheard: From the back to the middle and around again / I'm gonna be amphibian
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Real Lyric: Girls on film, she's more than a lady, girls on film...(continues throughout the song)
The Misheard: "Girls on pills, etc..."
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Real Lyric: Love these screams like I do.
The Misheard: Nothing screams like I do!
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Real Lyric: Pawn shop, quick pick
The Misheard: Pork chop, Kwik Fit
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