The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Little green, he's a non-conformer
The Misheard: Little green, he's a local farmer
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Real Lyric: It seemed like the real thing, but I was so blind. Mucho' mistrust,love's gone behind.
The Misheard: Seemed like the real thing but I was so blind, Don't you mistrust my small behind.
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Real Lyric: Let the choir sing
The Misheard: Leper crossing
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Real Lyric: And then I kiss your eyes And thank God we're together
The Misheard: And then I kiss your ass And thank God we're together
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Real Lyric: I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.
The Misheard: I have to turn my head and drink from the garden hose.
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: Here we are now, in retainers
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit...
The Misheard: Sshe's got electric boobs, and mohair tubes
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Real Lyric: We roll tonight to the guitar bite
The Misheard: We brought a knife to the guitar fight
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Real Lyric: I'll stand up next to a mountain
The Misheard: Standing next to a muffin
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Real Lyric: Turn this park into a club The stars are lights And the moon is the vibe from above These skateboard's here's our ride So pull on up
The Misheard: Turn this park into a club this styles are light everyone is a bright from above skateboard hills are up so cool, all up
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