The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams are made of this
The Misheard: Sweet dreams are made of pee
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Real Lyric: I've got a city love, I found it in Lydia
The Misheard: I've got a cigarette, I found it and lit it up
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soooo o-open the door
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Real Lyric: Hold my breath as I wish for death
The Misheard: All my friends are at discotheque
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Real Lyric: There goes my hero. He's ordinary.
The Misheard: There goes my hero. Sergeant Harry.
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Real Lyric: When I'm sixty-four
The Misheard: When I'm six foot four
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Real Lyric: You cut me open and I
The Misheard: You call me your banana
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Real Lyric: Re-light my fire
The Misheard: We like papaya
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Real Lyric: He gets in so late at night Always a fuss and fight
The Misheard: He gets in so late at night Always a fussy fart
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Real Lyric: Walking on the beaches Looking at the peaches
The Misheard: Walking on the beaches Waving at the fishes
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