The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like a child left behind Like a pet left in the rain
The Misheard: Like a child left behind Like a pig left in the rain
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Real Lyric: There will be no white flag above my door
The Misheard: There will be no brown flake upon my toe
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Real Lyric: Take your cat and leave my sweater
The Misheard: Take your cat it ate my sweater
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Real Lyric: I'll don't want to be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I don't wanna be your pizza burger
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Real Lyric: Like a preacher stealing hearts In a traveling show
The Misheard: Like a peaches-stealing horse In a traveling show
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Real Lyric: sparing his life from his monstrosities
The Misheard: sparing his wife from his pork sausages
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue daba dee daba die, daba dee daba die.
The Misheard: I'm Blue if i were green i would die, if i were green i would die.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dogs or cats are in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
The Misheard: Hey you sargeant marijuana break the spell of aging
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Real Lyric: Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a bow of gloom.
The Misheard: Every time I think of you I feel shot right through Like a ball of poo.
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