The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can't buy me love, oh ....
The Misheard: "That bunny love, oh!"
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Real Lyric: Its been 7 hours and 15 days Since you took my love away
The Misheard: Its been 7 hours and 15 days Since you took my lunch away
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Real Lyric: Well I gave you everything I had But you left me sitting on my own Did you have to treat me oh so bad All I do is hang my head and moan
The Misheard: Well I gave you everything I had But you left me sitting on my arms Did you have to treat me oh so bad All I do is have my head embalmed
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Real Lyric: He was a sk8er boi she said see ya later boi.
The Misheard: He was a sk8er boi, a sexy in leather boi
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Real Lyric: Tin roof! Rusted!
The Misheard: Pregnant! Busted!
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Real Lyric: Somebody somewhere In the heat of the night Looking pretty dangerous Running out of patience
The Misheard: Somebody somewhere In the heat of the night Looking for his underwear Running out of places
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean
The Misheard: She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean
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Real Lyric: These stone tears are falling down on me - all my regrets.
The Misheard: Disco tears are falling down on me - on my big breasts.
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Real Lyric: Underneath your clothes
The Misheard: I believe in you
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Real Lyric: Put on a poncho, played for mosquitos
The Misheard: Put on a poncho, played in my speedos
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