The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm never gonna say goodbye boy.
The Misheard: I'm never gonna save the Bible.
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Real Lyric: Played it cool But I knew you knew That cupid hit me, mmm mmm
The Misheard: Played it cool But I knew you knew That you'd be hittin' me, mmm mmm
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Real Lyric: The cattle are lowing
The Misheard: The cats are lawn mowing
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Real Lyric: Don't want to share you with the stars Don't want the moon to touch your heart
The Misheard: Don't want to share you with the stars Don't let Ben Moody touch you heart
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Real Lyric: Seņorita mas fina, who's that girl
The Misheard: Seņorita mosquito, who's that girl
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Real Lyric: And I'm so sad Like a good book I can't put this day back.
The Misheard: And I'm Soothsaying, Like a cookbook I can't brew this tea bag
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Real Lyric: If you start me up...
The Misheard: Stamina!
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Real Lyric: I wanna be elected
The Misheard: I wanna be a lettuce!
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Real Lyric: Fly right into the future I wanna feed the babies Who can't get enough to eat I wanna shoe the children New shoes on their feet I wanna house the people
The Misheard: Fly, like, into the future I wanna feel the babies I can't get enough to eat I want to shoot the children No shoes on their feet Now, how's the people?
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Real Lyric: Color my hair Do what I dare Oh, oh, oh--
The Misheard: Cover my head Doin' the dead Oh, oh, oh--
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