The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lay down Sally and rest you in my arms...
The Misheard: Lay down sally and rescue in my arms...
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Real Lyric: Where's the right in all of our fighting...
The Misheard: Where's the writtin' chupmunks are flying...
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Real Lyric: Let me in or else I'll beat down your door
The Misheard: Let me in or else I'll wee down your door
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Real Lyric: Chiquitita, tell me the truth I'm a shoulder you can cry on
The Misheard: Chickadee just tell me the truth, find a boulder you can say hi to!
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six string
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dream
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Real Lyric: With the birds I’ll share, this lonely view...
The Misheard: With the birds in the shed, it's a lonely view...
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Real Lyric: Some like to keep heat on Some never hot enough
The Misheard: Some like to get peed on Some never hot enough
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Real Lyric: Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket I'm back from Suffragette City
The Misheard: Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket Not for something Jessie did
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Real Lyric: ..my world to lift you up I could change..
The Misheard: My world, to live to hold pocket change
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Real Lyric: Grey is my favorite color...
The Misheard: Greg is my favorite color...
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