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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Patti LaBelle

    Song: Lady Marmalade

    Real Lyric: Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here Mocha Chocolata Ya Ya Creole Lady Marmalade

    The Misheard: Itchy scratchy boo boo mama Itchy scratchy boo boo yeah Smoke a lotta dope oh mama Creole Lady Marmalade

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Down on the Corner

    Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street

    The Misheard: Down on the corn cob Crowded in the street

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride...

    The Misheard: And little Early-Burly kept my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride...

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    Artist: Nursery Rhymes

    Song: ABC's

    Real Lyric: ...L, M, N, O, P...

    The Misheard: ..ellementopy...

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    Artist: Steppenwolf

    Song: Born To Be Wild

    Real Lyric: I was born, born to wild

    The Misheard: I was born, Barnaby Wild

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son...

    The Misheard: But the chair is not my son...

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: White Man in Hammersmith Palais

    Real Lyric: Delroy Wilson your cool operator

    The Misheard: Steroid wisdom you cool operator

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    Artist: AFI

    Song: Miss Murder

    Real Lyric: Hey Miss Murder can I? Hey Miss Murder can I? Make beauty stay if I, Take my life? Whoa-oh-ohh

    The Misheard: Hey Mister how can I? Hey Mister how can I? Would you stay if I, Take your love, Awaaaaaaaaaaay!?!

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Negative Creep

    Real Lyric: I'm a negative creep, and I'm stoned...

    The Misheard: Lemonade in the creek, and I'm stoned...

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    Artist: James Blunt

    Song: I'll Take Everything

    Real Lyric: I'll join everyone, til I die

    The Misheard: I'll try everyone, til I die

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