The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanted a piece of that forbidden fruit.
The Misheard: I wanted pizza not a bearded fruit.
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Real Lyric: So now I come to you, with open arms...
The Misheard: So now I come to you, with nothing on...
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Real Lyric: I'm so horny, that's ok my will is good
The Misheard: I'm so horny, that's ok my willy's good
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Real Lyric: Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world. The heart has its beaches, its homeland and thoughts of its own. Wake now, discover that you are the song that the mornin' brings. The heart has its seasons, its evenings, and songs of its own.
The Misheard: Wake up to find out that you are disguised as a squirrel. The heart has its peaches, its groveland and thoughts of its own. Wake now, discover that you are the song that the Mormon brings. The heart has its seizures, its evenings, and songs of its own.
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Real Lyric: ...the sweet escape...
The Misheard: ...as sweet as cake...
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the jean is not my size.
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Real Lyric: Off to never never land!
The Misheard: I will never ever stand!
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Real Lyric: Now it all seems funny kinda like a dream
The Misheard: Now it's all six footed kinda like a dream
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I bust some brains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Oh, I swear on my knees
The Misheard: Oh, I smell like your knees
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