The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
The Misheard: No ducks are hassled in the classroom.
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Real Lyric: I want to be someone to believe, to believe, to believe yeah.
The Misheard: I want to be someone jumper lead, jumper lead, jumper lead yeah.
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Real Lyric: Tried to give you consolation When your old man had let you down
The Misheard: Tried to give you conversation But you know a man can let you down
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Real Lyric: I believe in Miracles
The Misheard: I believe in Milko
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Real Lyric: I'm blue Da ba dee da ba die (X7)
The Misheard: I'm blue, Apple tree, I will die (If I was green I would die) And will beat up a guy In Aberdeen. I will die And I will bleed, I will die. And I believe I am bi: I'm in need of a guy.
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Real Lyric: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby...
The Misheard: Just smash my Jeep before you leave me, baby...
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Real Lyric: Lo, in the grave he lay, Jesus my savior.
The Misheard: Low in the gravy lay, Jesus my savior.
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the t-bird away.
The Misheard: And she'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes her zebra away...
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Real Lyric: Cuz' we're living in a world of fools
The Misheard: Cuz' we're living in a world of rules
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Real Lyric: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
The Misheard: "Pasta Fujidani left Hansai"
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