The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ma ma say ma ma sa, Ma ma coo sa Ma ma say ma ma sa, Ma ma coosa
The Misheard: I'm a slave, I'm a slave of Microsoft I'm a slave, I'm a slave of Microsoft
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Real Lyric: If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago
The Misheard: did i have it in for cotton eye joe ive been married longtime ago
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Real Lyric: Sad But True
The Misheard: Shank Patrol
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Real Lyric: What's my age again?
The Misheard: Went to Michigan
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Real Lyric: Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand, oh I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
The Misheard: Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand, oh I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady You know I'm gonna mess around with another man
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Real Lyric: Ah, she's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ri-i-ide, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. My baby don't care, my baby don't care. My baby don't care, my baby don't care. My baby don't care.
The Misheard: Ah, she's got a chicken to ride, She's got a chicken to ri-i-ide, She's got a chicken to ride, But she don't care. My baby donkey, my baby donkey. My baby donkey, my baby donkey. My baby donkey.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down
The Misheard: I'm gettin' all around, from America to Lybia I'll always be gettin' around
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Real Lyric: Put that magic jump on me Slap that baby, make him free
The Misheard: Put that magic pump on me Slap that baby, make him (pee/bleed)
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord we cast out our idols
The Misheard: Oh Lord we cast out our eyeballs
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Real Lyric: I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
The Misheard: I push my fingers into my ass It's the only think that slowly stops the egg
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