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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: It's the End of the World As We Know It

    Real Lyric: Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.

    The Misheard: Lester West is coming in a hurry with a beer he's breathing down your neck.

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: "I'll never be your beast of burden"

    The Misheard: "I'll never leave your pizza burnin"

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    Artist: Donna Summer

    Song: Hot Stuff

    Real Lyric: Wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover, wanna bring a wild man back home

    The Misheard: Wanna share my love with a woman lover, wanna bring a woman back home

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: More Than A Woman

    Real Lyric: More than a woman, More than a woman to me.

    The Misheard: Bald headed woman, bald headed women for me

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: We Built This City

    Real Lyric: We built this city on rock and roll

    The Misheard: We built this city on Mars and Earth

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

    The Misheard: I'm blue if I were green I would die.

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Message In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: Sending out an SOS

    The Misheard: Send a nana SOS

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Last Child

    Real Lyric: I was the last child Just a punk in the street

    The Misheard: I was the last child Just put me to sleep

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    Artist: Stevie Ray Vaughan

    Song: Willie the Wimp

    Real Lyric: Cadillac coffin

    The Misheard: kinda like coughin'

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    Artist: Black Sabbath

    Song: Paranoid

    Real Lyric: Finished with my woman cause she couldnīt help me with my mind.

    The Misheard: Finished with my woman cause she couldnīt help me with my might.

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