The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I gave my all for you now my hearts in two
The Misheard: I gave my heart for you now my hearts in two
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Real Lyric: Only when I laugh, only when I cry, And only on days that end in "Y"
The Misheard: Only when I laugh, only when I cry, And only on dates with Indian wives
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Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth and quickly he's subdued through constant pained disgrace the young boy learns their rules.
The Misheard: New bird joins his rule and quickly he's a jew this constipated race the young boy earns their drool
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Real Lyric: Sweet Caroline - Good times have never seemed so good (so good, so good)
The Misheard: Sweet Caroline - Good times have never seemed so blue (so blue, so blue)
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Real Lyric: You don't have to say you love me, just be close to hand
The Misheard: You don't have to say you love me just because you can / care
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Real Lyric: Are you worth your weight in gold?
The Misheard: Are you worth here waiting, girl?
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Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note
The Misheard: A year has passed since I broke my nose
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Real Lyric: I was born a rebel
The Misheard: I was Barney Rubble
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Real Lyric: ..We could give up now, and never even try...
The Misheard: ...We could give a trowl, very her feng shui...
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never leave your pizza burning
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