The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Whoomp! There it is!
The Misheard: Whoot! Lay an egg!
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Real Lyric: & if you looked into my eye & if you told yourself the truth You can't make a body hot If you don't light the fuse I need your fire, Fire! Fire! To keep me warm I got to feel the fire!
The Misheard: & if you look into my eye & the toad just sucked the juice You can make a bunny hop If you don't like the blues I need your file! File! File! To keep me warned, I've got to fear the file!
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Real Lyric: Can we go back, this is the moment Tonight is the night, we’ll fight 'til it’s over So we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us Like the ceiling can’t hold us
The Misheard: Can we go back, this is the moment Tonight is the night, we’ll fight 'til it’s over So we put our hands up like a coelacanth holder Like a coelacanth holder
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Real Lyric: Find my nest of salt, everything is my fault I'll take all the blame, ill concede from shame
The Misheard: Someone pass the salt, everything is my fault I'll take all the blame, aqua seed from shame
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Real Lyric: Waiting for the one The day that never comes ------------------- I'll put an end to this I swear, this I swear the sun will shine This I swear, this I swear, this I swear
The Misheard: Wedding for Juan But David never ------------------- I'll put it into this *** where, this *** where the sun don't shine This I swear, this I swear, this I swear
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Real Lyric: How far have you been?
The Misheard: How fallen have you been?
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Real Lyric: He was a skater boy
The Misheard: He was a skinner boy
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Real Lyric: Sister psychosis don't got a lot to say
The Misheard: Cysticercosis don't got a lot to say
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Real Lyric: And after all, you're my wonderwall
The Misheard: And after all, you're my water bong
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Real Lyric: "Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long..."
The Misheard: "Wouldn't it be nice if we could yodel? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long..."
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