The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti...
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a member above the seven year leave...
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Real Lyric: This monkey's gone to heaven
The Misheard: This monk is going to heaven
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Real Lyric: How could I dance with another When I saw her standing there
The Misheard: How could I dance with her mother When I saw her standing there
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Real Lyric: Celebrate good times, come on.
The Misheard: We'll have grapefruit times, come on.
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Real Lyric: You are supreme, the chicks will cream, for greased lightnin'
The Misheard: You want supreme, with chips and cream, for greased lightnin'
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Real Lyric: My Loneliness is killing me
The Misheard: My only dress is killing me
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Real Lyric: I've been longin' to see her
The Misheard: I belong in the cedar
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean.
The Misheard: She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
The Misheard: Memories aren't relevant for playing in the band.
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Real Lyric: I've got chills, they're multiplying
The Misheard: I've got skills, they're multiplying
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