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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Give It Away

    Real Lyric: Bob Marley, walking like he talk it.

    The Misheard: Bob Marley, walking like a Donkey.

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    Artist: Supertramp

    Song: Take a Look at my Girlfriend

    Real Lyric: Take a jumbo, cross the water.

    The Misheard: Chicken gumbo, tastes like water.

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    Artist: Eddy Grant

    Song: Electric Avenue

    Real Lyric: We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

    The Misheard: We're gonna rock don't do electric caribou

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: White Flag

    Real Lyric: There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be

    The Misheard: There will be no white flag above my toes I'm in love, going swimming

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    Artist: Rod Stewart

    Song: You Can't Always Get What You Want

    Real Lyric: Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, You can even use my best cologne, Just don't be there in the morning when I wake up

    The Misheard: Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, You can even use my best commode, Just don't be there in the morning when I wake up

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    Artist: Pretenders

    Song: Brass In Pocket

    Real Lyric: No reason just seems so pleasing...

    The Misheard: No VISA, seems so cliche'

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    Artist: Duran Duran

    Song: Hungry Like The Wolf

    Real Lyric: Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd...

    The Misheard: Smell like a clown, i'm lost and i'm found...

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    Artist: OMC

    Song: How Bizarre

    Real Lyric: How bizzare, how bizzare

    The Misheard: Help the czar, help the czar

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    Artist: Carrie Underwood

    Song: Before He Cheats

    Real Lyric: I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all four tires

    The Misheard: I took a Luie Von/Van slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all four tires

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: When I Come Around

    Real Lyric: When I come around

    The Misheard: When I box my clown

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