The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride
The Misheard: He's got a chicken to ride
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Real Lyric: Pistol of fire...
The Misheard: I pissed on the fire...
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Real Lyric: Now you say you know how we feel, But don't fall in love cause we hate you still.
The Misheard: Now you say you know how we feel, But don't fall in love cause it makes you sterile.
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Real Lyric: It's easy, we all falter
The Misheard: It's easy we are farters
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Son open the door
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Real Lyric: Making love to his ego
The Misheard: Making love to his eagle
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Real Lyric: Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one...
The Misheard: Then I hit her with an ice-cream, to be number one...
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Real Lyric: We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman, until the other kiddies knock him down.
The Misheard: We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman, until the alligators knock him down.
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Real Lyric: Californication
The Misheard: Cattle fornication
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Police shot my dog
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