The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do us like a lady.
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Real Lyric: Who can it be now
The Misheard: Volcanic rebound
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Real Lyric: Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster
The Misheard: Bastard! The Dentist! Hard porn! Steven Segal! Warrior! This riffle! In me the fishmaster!
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Real Lyric: Even needs have needs, tiny giants made of tinier giants.
The Misheard: Even knees and knees, tiny joints made of Connie and Jonce.
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Real Lyric: All we are saying is give peace a chance
The Misheard: All we are saying is give Jesus pants
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Real Lyric: And I pray to God he hears you
The Misheard: And I paid a guy to kiss you
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Real Lyric: she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her fore head.
The Misheard: she was looking kinda dumb with her finger up her bum and the shape of an "L" on her forehead
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Real Lyric: If you get a flu attack For thirty days you're on your back
The Misheard: If you get a flu attack Put dirty dishes on your back
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Real Lyric: I wanna brand new house on an episode of cribs
The Misheard: I wanna brand new @$$ and an episode of cribs
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Real Lyric: "but just remember there's a lot of bad and beware"
The Misheard: "but just remember there's a lot of bad ends, beware"
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