The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A black wind took them away
The Misheard: A black winter came away
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another one rides the bus
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
The Misheard: somtimes i wish a bear will find me
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Real Lyric: I would give my heart's desire.
The Misheard: I would give my horse some cider.
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: Killing me softly with chainsaw
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Real Lyric: I can feel one of my turns coming on.
The Misheard: I can feel one of my toes coming off.
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Real Lyric: She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round
The Misheard: She told me hernia was 'Billie Jean', 'coz she caused a scene Then Harry hit her with Ice Cream vehicle Do a dance on the floor on the ground
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a fat man on your wife
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Real Lyric: He was a jukebox hero
The Misheard: He was a juicebox hero
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Real Lyric: Well, you're where you should be all the time And when you're not, you're with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend Wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Well, you're where you should be all the time And when you're not, you're with Some otherworld spy or the wife of a postman Wife of a postman
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