The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 49411 thru 49420 of 54134
Real Lyric: O come all ye faithful
The Misheard: O come all be thankful
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little Early-Pearly gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Every night the men would come around and lay their money down.
The Misheard: Every night the men would come around and lay the monkey down.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Yeah, all your sickness I can suck it up Throw it all at me
The Misheard: Yeah, all your sickness I can suck a duck Throw it all at me
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Tires spitting gravel, I commit my weekly crime
The Misheard: Tires spinning gravel, I emit my weekly cry
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnight.....
The Misheard: If you like making love with mennonites........
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I must be hungry 'Cause I go crazy Over your leather boots
The Misheard: I must be hungry 'Cause I go crazy With your little boobs
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Do the hustle!
The Misheard: Do the hot sauce!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hey now, hey now Don't dream, it's over
The Misheard: Hey now, hey now The weekend's over
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I dont want to be a murderer
The Misheard: I dont want to be a memory
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.