The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse, Chop another line like a coda with a curse
The Misheard: And I speak to you like the cows to the birds, Drop another lie like Nikota to the Kurds
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas, Rising up through the air.
The Misheard: One paraplegic, Rising up in his chair.
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Real Lyric: Save my life, I'm going down for the last time.
The Misheard: Shave my wife, I'm going down for the last time.
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Real Lyric: Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
The Misheard: Pretty-eyed foreign spy, woo many a music man
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Real Lyric: I'm so horny, but that's okay, my will is good...
The Misheard: I'm so horny, that's okay, my willy's good...
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Real Lyric: I would, my friend, Fernando
The Misheard: I mooned my friend Fernando
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Real Lyric: Pour Some Sugar on Me
The Misheard: Russell and Judy Bombay
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Real Lyric: Try to see once my way.
The Misheard: Schlossy wants my wild eye.
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear And your suicide poem
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear any suicide boat
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Real Lyric: I met a man from China.
The Misheard: A milk man from China.
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