The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Animals strike curious poses...
The Misheard: Add a bowl of striped cherry posies...
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Real Lyric: They still gonna put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
The Misheard: They still gonna put pictures of my diarrhea in the magazine
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Real Lyric: Leading with my crutch...
The Misheard: Playing with my crotch...
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Real Lyric: First I was afraid, then I was petrified...
The Misheard: First I was afraid, then I grew fatter thighs...
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Real Lyric: I got chills, they're multipling. And I'm losin control.
The Misheard: I got fears, they're multiplying. I've got blues and the troubles.
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Real Lyric: Foreign types with the hookah pipes say way-oh-way-oh-oh
The Misheard: The foreign d*kes on their hooker bikes say way-oh-way-oh-oh
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady.
The Misheard: Do a chicken latley?
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Real Lyric: I'm into having sex and I'm into making love
The Misheard: I'm gonna have a sexchange I'm gonna get a hug
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Real Lyric: I can' believe you kiss your car at night
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your carving knife
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Real Lyric: Take me to the clouds above.
The Misheard: Take me to the power bus.
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