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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Muse

    Song: Feeling Good

    Real Lyric: Blossom on a tree, you know how i feel

    The Misheard: Possom in a tree, you know how i feel

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    Artist: Phil Collins

    Song: Don't Lose My Number

    Real Lyric: Billy, Billy don't you lose my number.

    The Misheard: Billy, Billy don't you touch her!

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    Artist: Shaggy

    Song: Wasn't Me

    Real Lyric: How could I forget I had given her an extra key

    The Misheard: How could I forget I had given her an STD?

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Paperback Writer

    Real Lyric: Paperback Writer

    The Misheard: Paint my bike brighter

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    Artist: Shaggy

    Song: Wasn't Me

    Real Lyric: How could I forget I'd given her an extra key

    The Misheard: How could I forget I'd given her an Inch of me

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Sad Songs Say So Much

    Real Lyric: They reach into your room, whoaa Just feel their gentle touch.

    The Misheard: Reach into your room, whoaa Just feel your gen-itals...

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: Raspberry Beret

    Real Lyric: The rain sounds so cool when it hits the barn roof, And the horses wonder who you are. Thunder drowns out what the lightning sees-huh, And you feel like a movie star.

    The Misheard: The rain sounds so cool when it hits the bottom roof, And the fossils wonder who you are. Thunder downtown but the lightning sees her, Makes you feel like a movie star.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Killer Queen

    Real Lyric: Drop of a hat, she's as willing as

    The Misheard: Drop of a hat, she's an idiot

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    Artist: Bjork

    Song: Possibly Maybe

    Real Lyric: Who knows what's going to happen? Lottery or car crash

    The Misheard: Who knows what's going to happen? Lottery or cockroach

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    Artist: Rob Thomas

    Song: Lonely No More

    Real Lyric: Open up to me, like you do your girlfriends

    The Misheard: Open up to me, and I can do your girlfriends.

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