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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

    Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes

    The Misheard: the girl with colitis goes by

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Where the Streets Have No Name

    Real Lyric: 'I want to take shelter from the poison rain'

    The Misheard: 'I want to taste your tongue in the poison rain'

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    Artist: Bad Company

    Song: Shooting Star

    Real Lyric: Don't you know that you are my shooting star

    The Misheard: don't you know that you're outta school, James Brown?

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: There's booze in the blender, and soon it will render...

    The Misheard: There's booze in the blender, and soon I'll rear end her...

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: Glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife

    The Misheard: Glowing like the medal on the edge of the night

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    Artist: Kansas

    Song: Dust In The Wind

    Real Lyric: Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky

    The Misheard: Nothing lasts forever but your cats die

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    Artist: Commodores

    Song: Brick House

    Real Lyric: She's a brick house

    The Misheard: Cheese and brick, ow

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    Artist: Matchbox 20

    Song: Push

    Real Lyric: Just wait a minute well it kinda fell apart

    The Misheard: Just wait a minute well I'm kinda double-parked

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    Artist: Outkast

    Song: Hey Ya

    Real Lyric: Shake it like a Polaroid picture

    The Misheard: Shake it like a qualified teacher

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own

    Real Lyric: And it's you that makes it hard to let go

    The Misheard: And it's you that I say hi to the dog

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