The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today.
The Misheard: Fear will be spoken, hey, yeah.
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: Alle lieben Mirko (German, translated it means 'everybody loves Mirko')
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Real Lyric: "Bandages, Bandages, Bandages"
The Misheard: "Rhino Juice, Rhino Juice, Rhino Juice"
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Real Lyric: And live with my regrets I sleep with what I said
The Misheard: And I live with married friends I sleep with what I see
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Real Lyric: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
The Misheard: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair I saw a paraplegic, with his legs in the air.
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Real Lyric: and humiliate me in front of our friends
The Misheard: and you nearly ate me in front of our friends
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Real Lyric: Put your hurt on me, if ya dare
The Misheard: Won't ya hurdle me, if ya dare
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Real Lyric: Yeah the ladies were too kind
The Misheard: Yeah the natives went to college
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Real Lyric: The Eye of the Tiger
The Misheard: The Owl and the Tiger
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Real Lyric: You Can't Put You Arms Around a Memory
The Misheard: You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Man Named Ray
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