The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: As long as we live, it's you and me baby There ain't nothin' wrong with that
The Misheard: As long as sweet lips are chewin' me baby, There ain't nothin' wrong with that
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, its a god damn arms race.
The Misheard: This ain't a sink its a goddemn ass face
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Real Lyric: I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so...
The Misheard: Dirty Japanese, I think the dirty Japanese are in the endzone...
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Real Lyric: Freedom! Ain't looking for no, ain't looking for no fight
The Misheard: Free love! Are looking - Are looking for my butt
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Real Lyric: Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me
The Misheard: Did the night just take up your time, is a meatball to me
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Real Lyric: And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it." And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."
The Misheard: A spherical athlete, we both kinda liked it. And I said "Well, that's the one-fingered duck."
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille With four hungry children and a crop in the field
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille With four hundred children and my crotch, it won't heal
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean
The Misheard: She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share, this lonely view...
The Misheard: The Stacy share is long le pew.
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Real Lyric: Shake it, Shake it, Shake it like a Polaroid Picture.
The Misheard: Shake it, Shake it, Shake it like a bonafide teacher.
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