The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Betcha by golly, wow
The Misheard: Betcha five pollywogs
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Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship...
The Misheard: I won't go down with this sh#@..
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Real Lyric: She was blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: She was blinded by the light Ripped off like a douche Ya know the rumor in the night
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Real Lyric: But uh oh, I love her because She moves in her own way
The Misheard: But uh oh, I love Phoebe Cates She moves in her own way
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Real Lyric: Sweet Dreams are made of this
The Misheard: Sweet Jesus, Maiden of the Earth
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Real Lyric: More than a woman...
The Misheard: Bald headed woman...
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Real Lyric: Somebody's Heine' Is crowdin' my icebox
The Misheard: Somebody's heinie got in my face once
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Real Lyric: I never meant to be so cold
The Misheard: I never meant to be a sno cone
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah!
The Misheard: She needs a hat and Dizzy won't touch her!
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Real Lyric: God keep our land, glorious and free. Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee. Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee.
The Misheard: A Canadian grade one student sang out: "Oh Canada, we stand on guard for leaves. Oh Canada! we stand on guard for leaves!
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