The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lookin for a lover who won't blow my cover, she's so hard to find
The Misheard: lookin for a lover who won't blow my brother, she's so hard to find
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Real Lyric: Australians all let us rejoice For we are young and free
The Misheard: Australians all are ostriches Four minus one is three
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Real Lyric: The chorus at the end goes "I've got to have it, baby - I've got to have it, baby"...
The Misheard: I've got the habit baby - I've got the habit baby..
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Real Lyric: and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it...
The Misheard: and promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon...
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Real Lyric: Nobody's perfect and I stand accused
The Misheard: Your body's perfect and I stand accused
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Real Lyric: Can't buy me love
The Misheard: Aunt bunny love
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Real Lyric: On the door, baby! Bang Bang!
The Misheard: I'm a dog, baby! Bang Bang!
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Real Lyric: Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
The Misheard: Mama don't take my coat and comb away
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Real Lyric: Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
The Misheard: Your hand strategically twitched before you died You were eating an apricot You had one eye in the mirror as you watched your butt go by
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Real Lyric: Tangled up in blue
The Misheard: Turn your lovin' blue
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