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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Surfin' U.S.A

    Real Lyric: Australia's Narrabeen

    The Misheard: All through the Caribbean

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    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: Purple Haze

    Real Lyric: whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me

    The Misheard: whatever it is, that girl put a SMELL on me (c. 1967)

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    Artist: Heatwave

    Song: Boogie Nights

    Real Lyric: Boogie Nights, Boogie Nights

    The Misheard: Boogie Guys, Boogie Guys

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    Artist: Finger Eleven

    Song: Paralyzer

    Real Lyric: A dark lit place, or your place or my place

    The Misheard: A darkroom place, or your face on my face

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Lady Marmalade

    Real Lyric: He sat her boudoir while she freshened up Both drank all that magnolia wine

    The Misheard: He started to moo, didn't seem French enough Both drank all that magnolia wine

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    Artist: Tommy James and the Shondells

    Song: Mony Mony

    Real Lyric: You make me feel...(MONY MONY)

    The Misheard: You make me feel...like a porn star

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    Artist: Sammy Hagar

    Song: I Can't Drive 55

    Real Lyric: So I tried my best illegal move A big, black and white come and touched my groove again!

    The Misheard: So I tried my best illegal move, But them black and white come and touched my boobs again!

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    Artist: Bruce Springsteen

    Song: Darlington County

    Real Lyric: For a kiss and a smile I'll give mine all to you Come on baby take a seat on my fender It's a long night and tell me what else were you gonna do

    The Misheard: For a kiss and a smile I'll give mine all to you Come on baby take a seat on my finger It's a long night and tell me what else were you gonna do

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Sign in Stranger

    Real Lyric: Do you have a dark spot on your past? Leave it to my man, he'll fix it fast.

    The Misheard: Do you have a dark spot on your pants? Leave it to my Aunt, she'll fix it fast.

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Substitute

    Real Lyric: The simple things you see are all complicated I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah

    The Misheard: The simple things you see are all complicated I look pretty young, but I'm just lactating, yeah

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